tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68277059894447081072024-02-20T08:09:20.722-08:00Humour and Jokes GUS DUR (ABDURRAHMAN WAHID)Father of Democracy, Pluralism, The Teacher of Nation That Always Honest-Open-No Need to Fear.Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-28684216851489556522012-01-21T19:21:00.001-08:002023-05-09T06:55:40.269-07:00Abdurrahman Wahid MiniBiography
Abdurrahman "Addakhil", so his full name. Lexically, "Addakhil" means "the Conqueror", a name taken Wahid Hashim, his parents, from a pioneer who has been plugging the Umayyad dynasty milestone triumph of Islam in Spain. Later the word "Addakhil" is not well known and replaced the name "Wahid", Abdurrahman Wahid, and then more fondly known as Gus Dur. "Gus" is a typical islamic boarding Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-15573551479210803032012-01-21T18:43:00.001-08:002020-09-22T07:48:05.191-07:00Brief Biography of Gus Dur, Father of Pluralist and Democracy
Kiai Haji (KH) Abdurrahman Wahid, otherwise known as Gus Dur was born in Jombang, East Java, on September 7, 1940. Gus Dur is the first son of six children from a very respectable family in the Muslim community of East Java. Grandfather of his father is K.H. Asyari Hashim, founder of Nahdlatul Ulama (NU), while his maternal grandfather, KH Bisri Syansuri, is the first boarding school teacher Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-70406701884204229052012-01-18T23:25:00.000-08:002012-01-25T18:56:37.389-08:00Gus Dur Kissed by Beautiful ArtistGus Dur's sense of humor is high enough makes a beautiful artist curious when present in a ceremony at the home of one boarding school teacher "Pondok Kajen", Central Java. Because of curiosity, the artist was immediately kissed the cheek of Gus Dur without permission. Obviously some of those present immediately contrived shocked and confused. Who is not tempted when they see just quirky silent Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-38515184516761171622012-01-18T23:24:00.000-08:002012-01-25T18:57:20.533-08:00Syukur Can Not ClimbJoke was, apparently, is not excessive. Although many have predicted that Gus Dur's appearance in front of The Parliament last Thursday will be crowded, yet nothing is as busy as it is thought that up. If it was not kiai, which dared to make a "Head of Parliament" Akbar Tanjung's speech as the target of humor? Akbar has always been always start a speech with the word "memanjatkan syukur" which Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-61164684686494489032012-01-18T23:22:00.000-08:002012-01-25T18:57:57.517-08:00The Answer is "Ho..oh"A President Bill Clinton adjutant from United States is taking the air in Jakarta. Because confusing and being lost, he later then enquire to a cigarettes seller. Is this really Jalan Sudirman?" "Ho-oh," said the cigarettes seller. Because of confusion with the answer, he then asked again to a policeman who was directing traffic. Is this really Jalan Sudirman?" The police replied, "Correctly."
Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-8520071796268338952012-01-18T23:20:00.000-08:002012-01-25T18:59:28.715-08:00The Bullet Also Run Out!This was Gus Dur's story about the Russian situation, not long after the dissolution of the Soviet Union. Socialism destroyed, and the bureaucrats have no experience managing a free market economic system. At the time of socialism, indeed people often line up to get all sorts of basic needs, but management is neat, so everyone gets rations. Now, people still have to queue, but because the ugly Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-3724821498951063132012-01-18T23:19:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:00:57.188-08:00Soldiers pursued Running AthletesAlmost no country is willing to follow up the Olympics. Four-yearly event that is one way of promoting their respective countries. And of course, is also very prestigious event as the event was covered by all participating countries mass media. Naturally, each country trying to send its best athletes, in the hope they can get the gold. That's Gus Dur's remarks when delivering the Indonesian Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-77138407539574558332012-01-18T23:18:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:01:32.531-08:00The Porn MindsetIn one occasion Wahid issued a statement that was not meant to insult. But that is part of the way Gus Dur deliver a joke. "Qur'an is the holy book of most porn. Right? in it is a sentence of breastfeeding. Means removing the breast. Fine, obscene right? "
Maybe with just a sentence if it's some joke there that feel restless. Why would a famous scholar guardians think that? So, next time Gus Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-61059241184804298362012-01-18T23:17:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:03:58.231-08:00Japan's Taximeter Made it Very Fast!Were outside the Hilton Hotel, Gus Dur with his best friend a Japanese tourist would go to the airport. They took a cab. When they were on the road, suddenly there really fast cars, overtaking the cab. With the pride of the Japanese shouted, "Aaaah Toyota made in Japan is very fast ...!"
Not long after other cars also overtook the cab. The Japanese shouted again "Aaaah Nissan is Japan made Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-13350589419527308742012-01-18T23:16:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:04:39.151-08:00Rickshaw, No ThroughWhen became a president, Gus Dur once told to The Defense Minister Mahfud MD of Madurese who said a lot of sense and cunning.
The story there is a rickshaw driver from Madurese ever spotted by the police when breaking sign "Rickshaw Banned Through". Rickshaw drivers were entered into the existing road sign image rickshaw crossed with black lines, which means the way it should not be entered into Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-14887736027587451302012-01-18T23:15:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:05:23.286-08:00Disposing of The PresidentWhat happens when a president is too long in power? Especially if coupled often he lied to his people? Of course people will protest and anger, because they think the president has betrayed.
But this is Gus Dur's story about a Philippine President who has three children. Because his father was the number one in his country, then the children of the president was then acting strangely weird.
Son Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-84741912586993810412012-01-18T23:12:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:06:08.433-08:00Only Fear of Three WheelsOne day, when Abdurarahman Wahid served as President, there is serious discussion. Discussion topic of the hottest issues carried over to attend a meeting at the State Palace.
Known, talks about the outbreak of dengue fever which was then struck Jakarta. Gus Dur was busy thrash out the deadly disease.
"Why do you think the current dengue fever increasingly prevalent in Jakarta, sir?" Asked aPandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-4019256898099781542012-01-18T23:11:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:06:57.064-08:00Pork SatayOnce Gus Dur and his Adjutant in conversation.
Adjutant: Gus, do you think what is haram foods?
Gus Dur: Pigs
Adjutant: The more forbidden anymore
Gus Dur: Mmmm ... pig containing pig!
Adjutant: The most haram?
Gus Dur: Mmmm ... nggg ... pigs contain pig without knowing his father made a pork satay!
Note : Pork is (haram) forbidden to be eaten for moslem.Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-89301954781619571272012-01-18T23:10:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:09:30.295-08:00The President TalksMaybe because it was too bored around the world, Gus Dur try to make the atmosphere on the plane RI-01. This time he invited the U.S. President and the President of France flew with Gus Dur made around the world. It's okay right?, As if the U.S. and France who have a presidential aircraft. As usual ... every president has always wanted to show off what the pride of its people. Then U.S. Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-78175444544111099332012-01-18T23:07:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:10:19.256-08:00Porters and KyaiGroups of pilgrims NU (Nahdratul Ulama) from Tegal Cental Java arrived at King Abdul Aziz Airport, Jeddah Saudi Arabia. Immediately, porters from Yemen scrambling to transport the goods they carry. As a result, two people among porters were engaged serious strife in Arabic.
Seeing that, the spontaneous group of pilgrims swarmed around them, while say: Amen, Amen, Amen!
Gus Dur who was at the Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-26224890098849807812012-01-18T23:04:00.000-08:002018-09-27T12:46:12.737-07:00Pray Before Eating
When Gus Dur was President of the Republic of Indonesia, once he met with the priest (pastor) throughout the Archdiocese of Semarang.d, do not miss Gus Dur slip story. These priests were in a country like hunting wild animals. Once upon a time, finished Sunday Mass, a priest went to the woods to hunt wild animals.
He saw a tiger. Direct the priest cocked his gun and shot : "Bang Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-40020363085518210442012-01-18T23:02:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:13:11.545-08:00The DeceasedCould Gus Dur really believe in the cue from graves ancestors? Apparently he did believe, because Gus Dur was always ready with a vigorous and earnest defense of "ideology" was his. In fact it often makes trouble his colleagues.
But, this is probably the correct answer, when asked why Gus Dur frequent pilgrimages to the tomb of the scholars and ancestors.
"I came to the tomb, as I know. Those whoPandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-80589217242516585282012-01-18T19:45:00.001-08:002012-01-25T19:13:54.903-08:00Kindergarten Abdurrahman WahidAFTER Gus Dur's death, many people who suggested that his name immortalized as the name, among others, in universities, museums, street names. It is a form of appreciation for the services of former President of the Republic of Indonesia.
For example the University of Abdurrahman Wahid in Jakarta, the Museum of Gus Dur in Jombang, Jalan Abdurrahman Wahid in Surabaya, and The Wahid Institute.
The Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-47408067910383588842012-01-18T19:14:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:14:28.766-08:00Only 3 Honest PoliceGus Dur is often speak frankly when criticizing. No exception when criticizing the police. When asked by private television reporters this is the answer of Gusdur who sparked laughter:
Reporter: Gus .. who do you think the most honest cop in Indonesia?
Gusdur: in this country there are only three policemen are honest. "First, the statue of the police. Second, speed bumps (in Indonesian speedPandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-9417736829587439702012-01-18T19:12:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:15:01.466-08:00Preachers Who Arrested PriestIn a chance Gus Dur appeared on private television "Kick Andy Show," he threw his humor who makes all audiences roaring event.
Gus Dur, said: This country is strange, there was a preacher arrested a priest and was opposed by a habib.
Presenter ask: Why how can Gus, Gus Dur is there any course.
Gus Dur: There really was, The Da'i (Da'i=preacher) is Da'i Bachtiar arrest Imam Samudra (Bali bomb Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-1235385365419619362012-01-18T19:10:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:15:56.620-08:00Meeting DecisionWhile still in school, known as Gus Dur was a nosy son of a wicked child.
Once he tried to tricked English teachers, with a bucket of water, which hung on the bathroom door at school. Of course, when the teacher want to open the door, "Byuur!" then the teacher from Batak North Sumatera be wet all over his body.
But when the teacher asked, "Who had the idea to put the bucket in there?"
Stifling Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-8933786260160686452012-01-18T19:09:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:16:33.135-08:00Just Entered PaperStories have long, while the late Gus Dur is still serving as the number one in NU. NU's Office had just completed a facsimile machine.
That day, Arifin Junaidi (NU deputy secretary general at the time) was demonstrating how to send fax in front of Gus Dur. At the same time former President of this fourth arrival of a colleague. The three were so concerned that sophisticated machinery.
"Why send Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-36173907151048040902012-01-18T19:07:00.001-08:002012-01-25T19:17:42.710-08:00Gus Dur and Megawati Apparently Brother?In the dialogue on TV programs, who guided Garin Nugroho and Usi Karundeng, while serving as president, Gus Dur was asked about the deteriorating relationship with Megawati. Gus Dur was denied. Because, he said, he and Megawati is still fairly close relatives. Why this is really new news. Where did the origin of your relationship is? "Megawati's Bung Karno's son," said Gus Dur, of course everyonePandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-22662622466386928902012-01-18T19:00:00.000-08:002012-01-25T19:18:22.688-08:00Taraaweeh Prayers with DiscountsIn the reign of President Habibie, Abdurrahman had stopped at Soeharto's house in Jalan Cendana. Gus Dur took a so-called "village's kiai" from the Metro, Central Lampung, Sumatera. At that time the fasting month.
After an iftar and talk as necessary, Pak Harto asked, "Gus Dur and Pak Kiai will be here until evening?"
"O no," said Gus Dur. "I have to go, because there are promises with Gus Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6827705989444708107.post-30529056426311354532010-12-06T19:04:00.001-08:002012-01-25T19:18:58.283-08:00Jihad and Jahid?AMBON volatile. Riots have also subsided after two years of progress. Some people were demonstrating in front of the Presidential Palace.
The President was then held by Gus Dur, who died on December 30, 2009.
Them on behalf of the interests of Muslims, asked the government to resolve the case of Maluku, which has not been too visible signs will subside. They threatened that if the government is Pandu Tribrathahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01994921308235082269noreply@blogger.com